Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Kevin Valdez - Hermione Granger





Folks, I listen and criticize a lot of music here on Ipod and Headphones. But today, I am going to share with you something special, something from the heart. Many of you may not know I dabble with the guitar from time to time. So this morning, when I got sick of hearsay exceptions I picked up my guitar and churned out this future masterpiece. The sound quality isn't great cause it's just my computer doing the recording (there is no fault on the part of the musician right?). But here it is folks, a first for Ipod and Headphones music from the heart and mind of Kevin Valdez (and Ron Weasley).

UPDATE: I re-recorded with the Audacity program. The sound quality is better, but I still like the original masterpiece. They're both below for you to download to your ipod.


Original:

Re-recorded through a better medium:

Lyrics:

I remember the first day when you walked into class
So damn high and mighty, full of piss and sassafras
(I know it's not an expression)
I thought you were incorrigible,
our personalities would never mesh.
But when you lied about that troll,
feelings began to manifest.

Oh Hermione Granger,
You accio'd my heart
Got a 24 hour summoning spell thats gonna rip me apart
Oh Hermione Granger
Hot as your blue bell flames,
With hair as wild as a lions mane
Oh Hermione Granger!

Over the years you've had your share of pain,
But there wasn't a monster I would not have slain for you.
Then there was the time, you almost turned into a cat
I wasn't sure if I would like you like that (so I got into furries)
Draco that bitch, pawn of He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named
Called you that filthy, disgusting name
And wen you punched him
I will not lie
I got a bit aroused by the fire in your eyes

Oh Hermione Granger,
You accio'd my heart
Got a 24 hour summoning spell thats gonna rip me apart
Oh Hermione Granger
Hot as your blue bell flames,
With hair as wild as a lions mane
Oh Hermione Granger!

I'll be the first to admit
I wasn't into it
When you started seeing that boy Krum.
I couldn't exist with the thought that you kissed
That mother fucker from Bulgaria
Then Harry started to bitch
I got into Quidditch
Ran around with Lavender Brown
But when I took a sip of mead, you stood by me
And I knew everything would be alright!

Oh Hermione Granger,
You accio'd my heart
Got a 24 hour summoning spell thats gonna rip me apart
Oh Hermione Granger
Hot as your blue bell flames,
With hair as wild as a lions mane
Oh Hermione Granger!

Oh Hermione Granger,
You accio'd my heart
Got a 24 hour summoning spell thats gonna rip me apart
Oh Hermione Granger
Hot as your blue bell flames,
With hair as wild as a lions mane

She likes it, why don't you?!

That's it folks! Future masterpiece? I think so. Praise can be left in the comment box.


Keep Rocking.



2 comments:

  1. 1. nerd.
    2. i like the song.
    3. good luck on the test today! don't forget the dancing legos!

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  2. You are out of control...

    Thanks for posting the lyrics. They definitely make up for the poor sound quality...I nod in agreement that this is definitely a future masterpiece. Now it's time to record the music video and join the ranks of "The Harry Potter Rap."

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