Kevin Valdez - Hermione Granger

Folks, I listen and criticize a lot of music here on Ipod and Headphones. But today, I am going to share with you something special, something from the heart. Many of you may not know I dabble with the guitar from time to time. So this morning, when I got sick of hearsay exceptions I picked up my guitar and churned out this future masterpiece. The sound quality isn't great cause it's just my computer doing the recording (there is no fault on the part of the musician right?). But here it is folks, a first for Ipod and Headphones music from the heart and mind of Kevin Valdez (and Ron Weasley).

UPDATE: I re-recorded with the Audacity program. The sound quality is better, but I still like the original masterpiece. They're both below for you to download to your ipod.

Original:

Hermione Granger by kvald23

Re-recorded through a better medium:

Hermione Granger (take 2) by kvald23

Lyrics:

I remember the first day when you walked into class

So damn high and mighty, full of piss and sassafras

(I know it's not an expression)

I thought you were incorrigible,

our personalities would never mesh.

But when you lied about that troll,

feelings began to manifest.

Oh Hermione Granger,

You accio'd my heart

Got a 24 hour summoning spell thats gonna rip me apart

Oh Hermione Granger

Hot as your blue bell flames,

With hair as wild as a lions mane

Oh Hermione Granger!

Over the years you've had your share of pain,

But there wasn't a monster I would not have slain for you.

Then there was the time, you almost turned into a cat

I wasn't sure if I would like you like that (so I got into furries)

Draco that bitch, pawn of He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named

Called you that filthy, disgusting name

And wen you punched him

I will not lie

I got a bit aroused by the fire in your eyes

Oh Hermione Granger,

You accio'd my heart

Got a 24 hour summoning spell thats gonna rip me apart

Oh Hermione Granger

Hot as your blue bell flames,

With hair as wild as a lions mane

Oh Hermione Granger!

I'll be the first to admit

I wasn't into it

When you started seeing that boy Krum.

I couldn't exist with the thought that you kissed

That mother fucker from Bulgaria

Then Harry started to bitch

I got into Quidditch

Ran around with Lavender Brown

But when I took a sip of mead, you stood by me

And I knew everything would be alright!

Oh Hermione Granger,

You accio'd my heart

Got a 24 hour summoning spell thats gonna rip me apart

Oh Hermione Granger

Hot as your blue bell flames,

With hair as wild as a lions mane

Oh Hermione Granger!

Oh Hermione Granger,

You accio'd my heart

Got a 24 hour summoning spell thats gonna rip me apart

Oh Hermione Granger

Hot as your blue bell flames,

With hair as wild as a lions mane

She likes it, why don't you?!

That's it folks! Future masterpiece? I think so. Praise can be left in the comment box.

Keep Rocking.